comfortable-ish

Sean’s 2 a.m. calls are sometimes the best calls.

2 A.M. Phone call. 

Sean: Melissa.

Me: Sean?

Sean: I can’t sleep.

Me: Me neither, what’s racing through your mind?

Sean: Breaking into my neighbors house.

Me: What do you mean?

Sean: Well, that’s what I’m thinking about. I wonder how easy it would be? Track their timing and their routines. Then, eventually just start walking around on their lawn, test the boundries when their not home. Sure enough, that won’t be enough for me… I’ll probably just walk in their house and collect random shit and sell it on Ebay. 

Me: Hahahaha.

Sean: What are you thinking about?

Me: How fucked up and beautifully random you are.

Sean: Wanna join the Army?

Me: Not really….why?

Sean: We can carry guns. 

Me: You can carry a gun now. However, I wouldn’t trust myself with one at all times.

Sean: Me neither. I fear that I would shoot myself before anyone else. 

Bottom line: Sean is awesome and makes me laugh sometimes.  Good night, I hope…

22 June 2012 ·

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• dark humor
• humor
• phone
• friends
• awkward
• sarcasm
• bordum
• insomnia